Good looking girls don't go to the gym

(Originally posted April 4th, 2006)

Today I realized that good looking girls never go to the gym. I mean, the really good looking. I know, I know. Now you're thinking 'I've seen many good looking girls in my gym'. Well, I hate to break the news to you. Those girls are not good looking by nature. They've been working hard to become good looking.

So what's wrong with that? Nothing, really. But it means they won't remain good looking. You'll pick them up at 20:00, you'll go to the cafe, have a light dinner, maybe a couple of drinks. Then one day she'll move in. You'll even go to the gym together every now and then. Then a weekend at her parents. Then you'll get engaged.

That's when your good looking girl will start working out really hard. She's got that wedding dress to fit into. She'd go on a 5 mile walk every day, sunny or rainy, freezing or hot. She'll get those weights and start walking. And you'll think you've the most beautiful girl in the world.

And then you'll put the ring on her finger. I now pronounce you man and wife. And then it's honeymoon. Well, you don't really expect her to work out in the honeymoon. She'll get back to the gym after the honeymoon.

But then you're moving to a new place. And there's just so much to do. Find the right house, get the right furniture, get the colors matched. She'll get back to the gym once you've moved to the new place.

Your new place is just great. But she's under so much stress, what with the new environment and all. She just can't get herself to go to the gym right now. She'd get acclimatized to the new life, give it a couple of months. Then she'll get back to the gym.

Now she's pregnant. And pregnant women don't go to the gym. After she gives labour. Then she's definitely going back to the gym.

Looks aren't everything. Just remember: The good looking girls don't go to the gym. They don't need it. They get the guys at the bar, why sweat?